October 12, 2024

It's a trick question

The Jewish American Princess asked her husband, "Why won't you buy a mink coat for me. I'm always so cold."

"So," he replied, "If you already know the answer, why ask the question?"



An applicant for a job with the federal government was filling out the application form.

He came to this question: "Do you favor the overthrow of the United States government by force, subversion, or violence?"

Thinking it was a multiple-choice question, he checked Violence."



Answering Machine Recording: You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now... Now, press the other one."



Max sat at the bar totally dejected. The bartender served him his second drink and said, "What's wrong pal?"

"I'll never understand women." Max said. "The other night my wife threw me a birthday party. She told me that later on, as her gift to me, I could do with her whatever I wanted."

"Wow!" said the bartender. "But why so unhappy? That sounds like quite a gift to me."

"Well, " Max went on, "I thought about it and sent her home to her Mother. Now she won't even speak to me."